Sam Brinton was the first openly gender fluid person in the federal government, serving at the Office of Nuclear Energy under Joe Biden, but is better known for his/her three arrests after stealing luggage at several metropolitan airports. He/Her has found new employment working for Delta Airlines as a customer service agent, where he/she has easy access to traveler's luggage at all times. |
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Pete Buttigieg was appointed by Joe Biden to be the Secretary of Transportation, where he was the first openly gay Cabinet secretary in U.S. history. Out of work with the election of Donald Trump, Mr. Buttigieg continues to serve the transportation needs of his community as a traffic patrol for the McKinley Elementary School in South Bend, Indiana. |
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Joe Biden appointed Rachel Levine to be the Assistant Secretary for Health and was the first openly transgender four-star officer in the United States. Unemployed following the defeat of Kamala Harris in 2024, Rachel has fulfilled a lifelong dream of wearing her Admiral's uniform while spending her days with other servicemen, selling them bait and fishing supplies near Chesapeake Bay. |
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Alejandro Mayorkas was U. S. Secretary of Homeland Security under Joe Biden and allowed more than 8,000,000 illegal immigrants into the United States, while testifying before Congress that our southern border was secure. Unable to find a position in government service after the election, he was humbled to find that ironically, the only job he could find was as a short order cook in a Mexican restaurant. |