"Blue Donkey Bar"
Chappell Roan had a monster hit this summer with her song "Pink Pony Club", that extolled the excitement, thrills, virtues and fun of being an exotic dancer at a strip club in Santa Monica.
Another celebrity who enjoyed spending a lot of his time with strippers, alcohol, fast cars, handguns, crack and cocaine was Hunter Biden. We thought he should have his own song about his exciting life as the son of the former President of the United States, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
Another celebrity who enjoyed spending a lot of his time with strippers, alcohol, fast cars, handguns, crack and cocaine was Hunter Biden. We thought he should have his own song about his exciting life as the son of the former President of the United States, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
Click here to listen to the song.
| I know, Joe wanted me to stay But I can't ignore the crazy politicians in L.A. And I heard, that there's a special place Where boys can all do crack cocaine each and every day I'm having wicked dreams of Washington D.C. And San Franciso Bay, I swear it's calling me Won't make the big guy proud, Joe's gonna cause a scene He sees his favorite son, I know that Jill will scream Boy, you've gone too far! You're a blue donkey boy And you dance at the bar Oh, Papa, I'm just having fun On the floor with the girls It's where I belong down at the Blue Donkey Bar I'm gonna keep on snorting on the Blue Donkey Bar I'm gonna keep on prancing down in Golden Gate Park I'm gonna keep romancing at the Blue Donkey Bar, Blue Donkey Bar Trump's polls are up and Newsom's at the door Pelosi's near the exit, Kamala's passed out on the floor Bernie is here, along with AOC Warren, Crockett, Schumer and Zohran Mamdani I thank Obama's schemes, the folks at NBC Maddow and New York Times, they covered up my crimes Won't make the big guy proud, I know he's gonna yell When he sees what I've done, on my laptop from hell |
Son, what have you done? You're a blue donkey boy Having way too much fun Oh, Papa It's all up my nose At the bar with a straw That's where it all goes, down at the Blue Donkey Bar I'm gonna keep on snorting on the Blue Donkey Bar I'm gonna keep on prancing down in Golden Gate Park I'm gonna keep romancing at the Blue Donkey Bar, Blue Donkey Bar Don't think I've left you all behind Still love the White House and D.C. You're always on my mind Papa, Every Saturday I can hear you stuttering A thousand miles away, saying Boy, you've gone too far! You're a blue donkey boy And you dance at the bar Oh, Papa I'm just having fun On the floor with the girls It's where I belong down at the Blue Donkey Bar I'm gonna keep on snorting on the Blue Donkey Bar I'm gonna keep on prancing down in Golden Gate Park I'm gonna keep romancing at the Blue Donkey Bar, Blue Donkey Bar |
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