I couldn't deny that everyone at the WWSN felt some satisfaction with the demise of BigSmart. along with the usual legal threats and personal attacks, we had to endure the abuse of Hank 'The Golem' Roth & his 'Golem Rangers'. which reminds me - I've gotta stop by his encampment on the dark side of the island someday soon. We love that guy - he's whacked-out! What a maniac...

Just then I noticed another 'Travelogia.com' sign on a nearby palm tree and was reminded of the mission at hand.

I steered my craft to the right, past the Travelogia poster, and directly towards the WWSN Delta base that lay dead ahead on the horizon.

I was approaching the area where recent MLM pyramid scheme activity had been reported and I kept a sharp eye on the water and the shoreline for any signs of recruitment, front-loading, or outrageous income claims.

As I gunned the engines and swung the boat around the sandbars and shallow water toward the dock, I was startled to see some sort of flying disc pass overhead, following an erratic path and emitting strange frequencies and sounds.

"Scambuster one to base - come in - are you picking this thing up on the radar, Val?"

"Roger that, Bob. It appears to be some type of holographic disc - it's giving off 79 different frequencies, but I can't tell you why. It appears to be harmless."

"I'm not sure why, Val, but it reminded me of the Laundry CD."

"Copy that, fearless leader. Your intuition has always served you well! Internet chat rooms are buzzing with talk of Jim Fobair and his old OneSource gang ramping up for a new MLM scam offensive. This could be it."