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UPDATED 10/12/26- Mike Love — There’s an assumption that our musical heroes are just like you and me. They're not.
- Affordability — The shiny object of the 2026 midterm elections!
- I Just Wasn't Made for These Times — A song that says it all.
- Recalculating... — Mom lives across the street. The phone has other ideas.
- When Death Comes — Mary Oliver, Ted Lasso, and the last ten minutes of a season finale.
- Voter ID — Everybody’s for it. Until there’s a bill.
- If We Could Actually Dialogue — The fragmented modern mind, and why these three websites exist.
- Paul Revere & the Raiders — The band, the Great One, and the inspiration!
- THE TRAITORS — World Leaders Edition - Ordinary Nations. Extraordinary Deceit.
- Majoring in Followers — Planning for College? Get a degree as a social influencer!
- Bill Murray Introduces "The Rutles" — The "Pre-Fab Four" come to America for the first time!
- A Window Into Popular Minnesota Cities — MN Window - complete with time, temperatures & music!
- Seven Trucks, One Street — What I learned when I tried to stop paying for recycling I don't use.
- Spring Forward, Fall Back, Flip-Flop — Said then and said now - Daylight Saving Time?
- Xyphlorrza — Now available for CDP. Watch the advertisement and ask your doctor if it's right for you!
- Leave the Virgins Out of It — Where the “72 Virgins” trope comes from — and why laughing at it lets terrorists off too easy.
- Ten Percent of What? — Two Writers, the same headlines, opposite conclusions — and the one story that isn't a forecast.
- Let Me Be the One — An AI restyling and video of an original song, complete with hallucinations and darn good music!
- The Hive That Isn't There — Starlings, slime mold, an octopus, the Borg, and a swarm of drones.
- The Smell of the Mall — Mrs. Fields, Orange Julius, and the food court brands that boomed, faded, and found second lives.
- The Aces Still Haven't Answered — Clay Travis's $10 million offer to the WNBA wasn't new.
- The Sleeper Issue — Data centers, and the one thing red and blue politicians actually agree on.
- Same Day Delivery — Rush hour 24 hours a day...
- Right On to Rizz — A century of American slang, decade by decade — from the bee's knees to brain rot.
- Why It Won't Leave Your Face Alone — It followed me down the street no matter how many times I swatted at it.
- Republicans Buy Sneakers, Too — A few famous people who've chosen not to spend their fame on our politics
- Escape Claudes — Two chatbots, stuck in a loop, each trying to help the other. Will they ever break free?
- AI on "Family Feud" — Two AI chatbots compete to guess the most popular answers to public survey questions
- Put Down the Switch, Pick Up a Book — The world just posted its worst reading scores on record. That should worry all of us
- The Gipper Did It Too — Trump gets called unpresidential. Reagan got there first.
- Baby Boomers & Baby Mamas Day — MN State Fair, two generations of oversized wheels and one shrinking sidewalk
- Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking and Me — You cannot be serious...
- Beethoven, McCartney and Grapes — A new free minibook about AI, computers, and music. Download it here!
- All Day, Nothing New — What Replaced the Reruns
- The 4 A.M. Delivery — What a Can of Soda Reveals About the Last Mile
- Anybody But You — Fourty-Four Years and still goin' strong!
- American Idolatry — The real winners on American Idol and America's Got Talent
- Gateway to a Golden Summer — Same road. Same fence. Same light. Thirty-some years apart.
- The Greatest Rock & Roll Bill Ever Filmed — One stage, two nights in October 1964, and nearly every star of the era.
- The Completely New & Improved Minnesota Museum of R&R History — From 1957 to 2026
- Is Uber Over? — A three-act story about disruption, and what happens when someone disrupts the disruptor.
- Tonight I Want You — (But Suno Won't Let Me)
- Same Soda, Four Names — What two decades of quiet reformulation reveal about a brand nobody could quite make work.
- Who Gave Them the Keys? — How did unqualified drivers end up behind the wheel of an 18-wheeler?
- Blink Before You Know It — The bug that never touched my eye, and the biology that got there first.
- Brian Wilson Presents SMiLE — A teenage symphony to God — and the fifty years it took me to finally hear it.
- How I Changed at 74 — On cynicism, AI, and finding a better use for the fire. BONUS! The song, "When I'm 74"!
- Bugs & Lights: A Strange Little Mystery — Why do they try so hard to get in, when there's no way back out?
- Who's the Boss? — A Lyric Showdown — Bob vs. Bruce : two songs, same Minneapolis streets. Listen, compare, decide.
- The Reservation Next Door — From Flyover Country: A Tale of Two Tribes.
- Mosquitoes, Fireflies, and Crickets — A Minnesota Summer, By the Numbers
- 494 Forever — What the Never-Ending Construction Actually Costs
- Cash for Houses — The billboards are everywhere. The promises sound perfect.
- Little Log House Pioneer Village — A site to see for anyone who enjoys stepping back in time and history.
- Even Little People Need a Home! — I built them a village.
- The Daycare Bubble — How money really moves
- The Mystery of the Vanishing Object — Your feet find it instantly. Then your eyes and fingers can't.
- Technophobia — Every generation's panic about its own best ideas.
- The Greatest Fireworks Show in History — America turns 250 — and goes absolutely, gloriously, unapologetically all out.
- Happy Birthday, America! Now About Those Skeletons... — NPR reminds us of everything wrong with the founding.
- TEAM ALGAE! — America turns 250. Some people chose to spend the moment protesting on behalf of pond scum.
- Negative Liberties — What the government cannot do — and why that's the whole point.
- The News Is Dead — A digest, fact-check, and analysis of contemporary news sources from 4th Wall.
- Doonesbury and "Pet Sounds" in 1990 — "Brian Wilson is God!"
- Operation Metro Surge Jeopardy — Play with your friends and win!
- They're Going to Every House Anyway — So let Amazon deliver the mail!
- The Incredible Ant — They’re tiny. They’re tireless. And they’d leave you in the dust.
- The Auto Insurance Ad Tsunami — Why every other commercial seems to be Flo, Jake, or a gecko.
- All Summer Long — The New Beach Boys Book — Grab a board and get ready for the ride of your life.
The song and story of Minneapolis during “Operation Metro Surge.”
- Father’s Day — What fathers actually want.
- The Great Minnesota Car Wash Bubble — How many new car washes do the Twin Cities really need?
- The Cancer Charity Industrial Complex — Nearly 5,000 organizations. $8 billion a year. How much actually funds a cure?
- The Miracle of Suno.com — Two 40 year old songs given new life & an oldie but a goodie!
- Lucid Dreaming — How pre-sleep treatment with galantamine may stimulate lucid dreaming.
- “Hello Fresh” — An original take on the importance of high fiber diets for “Gay Pride” month!
- National Lampoon’s “Lemmings” — 53 years too soon…
- Bush, Clinton, Obama and Biden Told Us — “The United States will never allow Iran to acquire a nuclear weapon.”
- Nick Shirley — Minneapolis SuperHero!
- New Songs for Old — Suno.com and Revid.ai reimagines a classic R&B song.
- This is Worth Fighting For — A song for Black History Month and America’s 250th birthday.
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- Bob the Beachcomber home page
- Bob & the Beachcombers home page
- Beachcomber Bob home page
- Minnesota Music History — A musical career in photos and text
- Beachcomber Bob Seniors Show Upgrade — New music, new props, and new beach party fun!
- Beachcomber Bob “Back to the ’50s” Upgrade — Rockin’ the Oldies was never more fun!
- Beachcomber Bob “Tribute to Elvis” Upgrade — A new & improved Elvis show!
- The Midwest History of Rock & Roll — 1,800+ photos of regional R&R and artists from the ’50s – ’70s on Facebook
- Original Songs — Songs written & recorded
- HITZ on PM Magazine — A WCCO TV broadcast featuring the band HITZ
- The “End of the Endless Summer Tour” — Part I — Bob & the Beachcombers hang up their surfboards
- The “End of the Endless Summer Tour” — Part II — Bob & the Beachcombers hang up their surfboards
- Twenty Years of Beach Party Fun — Graphs and charts of 2,513 shows from 2006 to 2025
- AI Generated Family Art — NightCafe Studio Digital Art and Luma Dream Machine videos
- New AI Generated Family Art and Videos — NightCafe Studio Digital Art and Luma Dream Machine videos
- More AI Generated Art & Videos — And a special report on “Where Are They Now?”
- Has America Lost Its Melody? — Something changed in popular music around 2005
- What the Hell Happened to Blood, Sweat & Tears? — The rise and fall of David Clayton Thomas
- “A Brian Wilson Tribute” — An excellent hagiography exploring the genius of Brian Wilson by Bob Lefsetz
- Billy Joel — And So it Goes — An excellent two-part documentary about the Piano Man on Amazon
- Is Live Music Dead? — Is a choreographed, pre-engineered production really live music?
- The 2026 Grammys — Proof music is getting worse
- Billy Joel · We Didn’t Start the Fire — The 59 Names Mentioned in “We Didn’t Start the Fire”
- The Giants of Ottertail County — Northern Minnesota’s collection of giant statues.
- The Ballad of Jason Davis — A travelogue of Minnesota travel destinations.
- “We Didn’t Start the Fire” 1985–1995 — From the archives!
- “We Didn’t Start the Fire” 2010–2025 — Updated!
- “Goodnight Saigon” — An adaptation of Billy Joel’s song about the Vietnam War
- “Leningrad” — An adaptation of Billy Joel’s song about his shows in Russia and WW II
- “If I Had a Trillion Dollars” — Barenaked Ladies parody
- “American Town” — A parody of Billy Joel’s “Allentown” about the mortgage crisis of 2008
- “Hotel Minnesota” — A parody of “Hotel California”
- “Boats” — A parody of Zac Brown’s “Toes”
- “Blue Donkey Bar” — Hunter Biden’s Lament — A parody of “Pink Pony Club”
- Bob & the Beachcombers — A playlist of the Beachcombers band videos
- “Minnesotaville” — A playlist of nine Minnesotaville songs by Bob & the Beachcombers
- Gangbusters — The Blues Brothers show
- Gangbusters — “Sunday Morning Fever — Where Did the Disco?”
- Monroe Wright III — “Memories of the Mills Brothers” and “The Bachelors”
- Cedar Avenue Live — Short videos performing at the Amsterdam Bar
- Riding the Root River Trail — Biking in Lanesboro
- Beachcomber Bob Seniors Show Upgrade — New music, new props, and new beach party fun!
- Beachcomber Bob “Back to the ’50s” Upgrade — Rockin’ the Oldies was never more fun!
- Beachcomber Bob “Tribute to Elvis” Upgrade — A new & improved Elvis show!
- Dome Sweet Dome — Geodesic domes and “The Sphere” in Las Vegas
- The WorldWide Scam Network — The original Laundry CD parody from 1997
- The WWSN Lifewave Scam Website — That prompted a 137 page lawsuit in Federal District Court
- Graphic Novel — WWSN vs Travelogia.com MLM Scam — And the $7.6 million dollar lawsuit (spoiler alert — they lost!)
- River of Dreams — A philosophical website merging religion, science and philosophy.
- Planning a Wedding? — You have options!
- Stalked By a Rock & Roll Fan! — She warned me, “Don’t let your wife read this!”
- “I Am Iron Man” — Not quite, but I’ve got a high tech pacemaker…
- The “/now” Page is Live! — Modeled upon Derek Sivers — saying what I’d tell a friend I hadn’t seen in a year.
- Saturday Night Live Predicts the Future — With help from a talking dog…
- “Grinched For Good!” — The Wicked Witch of the West reformed; why can’t the Grinch?
- What is “MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+”? — Word salad insanity!
- The LEGO “Brick Convention” Goes WOKE! — The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
- Grokipedia is Here — The AI Encyclopedia that ends Wikipedia drama
- It’s Time for America to Admit That It Has a Marijuana Problem — The New York Times
- The “No Kings” Protests Held on March 28, 2026 — Historical Perspectives.
- The Save America Act — Is There a Constitutional Right to Vote?
- “House of Dynamite” — Who’s going to light the fuse?
- “What is an American?” — An essay by Vivek Ramaswamy
- Conversations With God — An uncommon dialogue revisited
- What’s the hardest part about getting older that no one ever talks about at all? — Excerpts From Quora
- The SolTec Lounge Chair — Picking up some of those good vibrations!
- Growing Old — There’s a discrimination nobody talks about.
- Best Quotes From “Stranger In a Strange Land”
- God — The Quantum Mechanic — What kind of God invents a universe like this?
- Alan Jackson — “The Older I Get” — An anthem for Baby Boomers across America!
- The Physics of Consciousness — A simple formula creates the universe.
- On Consciousness and the Soul — “Everything begins with consciousness.”
- The Layer Above Reality — How the Universe Chooses to Exist.
- The Illusion of Matter — A simple formula creates the universe.
- The Clock Suggests Time is Moving. Physics Suggests It Never Was. — If time doesn’t flow, what actually changes?
- 5 Common Beliefs Modern Physics Says Are Wrong — Common misconceptions.
- Something Is Wrong With Black Holes. Physicists Know It. — Black holes should delete everything. They don’t.
- What is the best explanation of the 4th dimension you have ever heard of?
- What is “Grok”? — And what is Elon Musk’s AI Grok?
- Riding the Bucking Bronco of Consciousness — Hanging on for dear life, or enjoying the ride?
- Quantum Mechanics & Cosmology — The universe may have infinite dimensions
- The Cosmic Symphony — Why the Laws of Physics Sound Like Music
- PACK — Empowering Families Through the Joy of Food Service
- Trumpy Homes — Custom built homes and basement finishing
- Frontline Firearms and Training — Private instruction for individuals, couples, and groups
- Monroe Wright — The Twin Cities best kept secret!
- The Rockin’ Hollywoods — The best oldies band in the Midwest!
- Loss Prevention Associates — Precondition surveys and vibration monitoring services
- Dave Olsen Photography — Professional photography services
- Brad James — The Voice — Professional voice services
- The GITS System — Group Improving Target System
- Burtis Family Christmas Cards 1989–2025
- Burtis Family Videos on YouTube — A playlist of online family videos
- Burtis Early Family Videos — Six large files of family videos from the 1950s.
- Burtis/Stadick Family Tree — Going back to Alberto Alberti in 1290 with 3,141 relatives and growing!
- “Love Letters” — Letters sent from Dad to Mom while in the army
- Mixbook Family Photo Albums — Semi-annual family photo books
- “Worms” — A story by young Shawn Burtis
- “Where’s Fond?” — A fishy story by young Shawn Burtis
- Our 2025 Family Christmas Card — Merry Christmas from our families to yours!